When they called it Girl's Night Out, I don't think they had in mind a husband at home while his wife is off to Yoga. At least the sexy dress graphics around the neck of the bottle suggest otherwise. Unless, of course, they are suggesting something...else.
We mentioned Yoga earlier- not much earlier, I'll admit. Well, like Yoga, this wine is a bit of an exercise. There is some deep breathing involved, some relaxing of the mind, the slow passage of time as the glass nears the mouth. Perhaps a creaking tendon in the palate. All in all, there is effort required to be moved to poetic report of this prosaic Niagara plonk. Which leads me to believe that if it says Colio, it says "Tuesday night dress wearing party with myself that I hope no one actually believes but in truth this disclosure may in fact be a ruse so clever as to be down right savvy".
Does this make me look fat?
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